Nick Clegg, on cutting off his nose to spite his face"Before the election, I made a solemn pledge to leave my nose intact. I even printed that pledge out, signed it, and posed for photos while holding it up and smiling like I meant it. So I can understand people's disquiet over this. It's something I've wrestled with personally. But nonetheless, off it goes. Cutty cutty nose time! Tee hee! Hoo hoo! Chop, chop, chop!"
Something for the Daily Mail to add to their list of things that cure and/or cause cancer. (NSFW due to felation being discussed) Via
theweaselkingGrammar is about being understood. Not about going "NOOOOOOOOOO!!! NEVER SAY IRREGARDLESS!!" Via
oxfordgirl who got it via
bouteillebleu.