Delicious LiveJournal Links for 9-22-2011

• You're a vampire Nicolas Cage and here's the proof | News.com.au
  'TO ALL those critics who think Nicolas Cage's acting has been getting stale - cut the man some slack, he's more than 100 years old. And a vampire.'
  (tags: amusing wtf undeadundead weird age photos)
• Safety's important — Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
  Safety is important. But so is lubricant. (NSFW text)
  (tags: amusing semi-nsfw terrorism buggery thefuture fear)
• The IT Contract From Hell
  An amusing tale of a rather hellish, though rather well weathered IT job.
  (tags: amusing wtf peoplesuck jobs)