I know I've said this before, but... our civilisation is over, summon the meteors.

"On E!'s Bridalplasty, 12 brides-to-be have to live in a house together, away from their fiancees, competing in challenges for four months. If they do well in their challenges, they'll get a new cosmetic enhancement each week -- but if they do poorly, they could get eliminated"

'High'lights:

The first challenge is to put together a photoshopped poster of their own body, which has been photoshopped into what they *could* look like (they're rather bad at even this). If you're one of the first 10 women to do it, you're allowed to grab one of the syringes that sits on a nearby table and run off to an "Injectibles Party," where a bunch of surgeons will Botox your face. That's the prize. The loser goes home."

The groom of the winner doesn't get to see the bride in advance. When he lifts the veil, he will be seeing a brand new person.

(And it's hosted by someone who used to nail the drummer for Blink 182, if that matters to you.)"